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[Safe Zone] I’m on a bus! I’m on a bus! Everybody look at me, ’cause I’m on my zompoc bus!

I’ve heard this idea a few times, and while in theory, Zed admits she quite likes the concept, in reality it’s probably not as practical as it could be…

The idea of the zompoc bus is generally fairly universal: wire fencing or mesh over the windows, bull bars (or spikes) on the front, deadly weapons on the wheels, hatch to get onto the roof, and the whole thing pimped out inside for caravan-living style!

Now, I wonder… How many of you forgot that most large buses (i.e. coaches, school buses, etc.) have large storage compartments beneath them?

This space does make the bus idea somewhat desirable… I mean it’s space… space to fill with shit you may or may not need, but better have it and not need it right? Read the rest of this page »

[Food] Drinking Water: How To Do It Right!

DRINKING WATER:

 We all need it.

We all like it.

And when we want it we walk to the fridge and get out a bottle of Spring Water (Or we use that tap thingy that tortures teenagers when it comes to cleaning up).

But bottled water runs out, and in the zombie apocalypse the main thing you need to know apart from how to handle a zombie, is how to make sure the drinking water you are using is safe.

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[A Toast to Gaming] Zed and Toast play “The Walking Dead : Ep 1″ Part 1

“…And that is exactly why you don’t keep Polar Bears as trained pets” Zed arched up while Toast, defeated, turned away from the conversation.

“… would still be cool though” Toast mutters under his breath before dropping himself in front of his PC. Steam had always been the easiest way for Toast to lose money and after just a few seconds in front of his computer, Toast froze. Zed, thinking that she had really upset our dashing hero, thought little of the odd behaviour. “Did you finally get my point?” Zed boasted as she went back to sharpening her rake spikes.

“…ugh…ha? No… Polar Bears are still awesome. I just blacked out for a second and realised that I bought a game and have started downloading it!”

“You just happend to buy a game and download it? Another one?”

“Not just any game. The Walking Dead”

“Oh!” Zed bounced with excitement. “I got that one as well, but haven’t started it yet.”

“Well. Hows about we play it together? I hear that it has a wide range of choices to make”

What follows is the direct documentation of Zed and Toasts adventures through the “Epic story of Telltales ‘The Walking Dead Episode 1′.” For your reading pleasure, an agreement was made that both players would not take the exact same path. Zed, our ever cunning and mighty frontman… or frontlady… has decided to take the conventional, ‘good’ route to save as many people as possible and rationalise all decisions with few confrontations. Toast is the asshole… and has decided to go the bad route coz lets face it… its more fun. We hope you enjoy our adventures!

[For those that are interested in playing the game and do not want the story ruined for them, this article is not for you. I suggest minimizing the page, opening your Steam acount and buying it so that you can come back later a read it!] Read the rest of this page »

[Ethics] Zompoc karma…

There will be dickheads in the zompoc; that we cannot deny or probably ever escape this fact. But, the rest of us can work together and ideally, if many of us try to do things as ethically as possible, we could possibly end up outnumbering the bandits and thugs (who, as movie lore tells us, can always be identified by their mode of transportation, specifically motorbikes or jet skis – possibly a dark van with spikes and/or skulls). Read the rest of this page »

[Token Yank] Rapid Transit and You: Leave the Flying to the Birds. By: NON-PRACTICAL

There are great expanses of land to cover. With most of the world dead or undead there won’t be public transit or commercial choices available. That’s where innovation will come in.

You’re going to need to know how to ride horses, motorbikes, drive cars, trucks, semi trucks, and boats.
ATV’s and other forms of ground based transit are also perfectly acceptable. They all operate about the same.
Now I can feel the wheels turning in many of your heads.

What about flight?
Planes, balloons, hang-gliders, kite boarding, parachutes, dirigibles ultra-lights, and helicopters you’re all wanting one of these. There’s probably a few of you out there who are cracked and want rockets or fighter jets. Read the rest of this page »

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